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Peddler Humor

You Know You Are A Crafter If...

you pull your just done nails off when your glue gun glue gets on them!

your neighbors wonder, yet again, what you are creating at 2 in the morning in your garage!

you drive by someone's trash on the side of the road and you "Just know there is something in there you can use”!

your car is fully loaded at all times with crates, boxes, tables, a pop up canopy, chairs and your kids have to all pile up in the front seat. (pre-seat belt laws!)

you know where the best hot dog can be bought at any festival.

you know which porta-potty smells the best.

you have calluses in odd places (from constant use of needles, saws, brushes, etc…)

you know the exact location of the craft department in every Wal-mart in your four-state area.

when a cop stops you on the way to a show he won’t search your car because there’s just TOO MUCH stuff! (and his aunt is a crafter)

you're enjoying dinner in a fancy restaurant and discover you missed that spot of paint on your elbow when you showered.

 

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